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HI! You found my bonus page!
This page is full of bonus gags and cartoons. This time: Bumper stickers, cars, etc.
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Bumper Stickers
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it! Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
I TOOK AN IQ TEST AND THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Editing is a rewording activity.
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Bumper Stickers The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Flashlight: Case for dead batteries.
Conciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner
My reality check just bounced.
Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen!
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
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How do I set the laser printer to stun?
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
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I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
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