I'm a self-proclaimed Green Neck who finds humor in everything. Who am I? I am AphidWoman! Heehee! Fear me! (Please)

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE.

Clones are people two.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

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"A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid ones who need the advice." Guess who said it? Answer on the new stuff page.